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Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Votes:	7908

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1642	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	914
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	New Chunks Explored:	261311

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	3769
Crops Grown:	7551	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	403621	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	165
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting