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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4939 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 170 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
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Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!
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