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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8926 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2178 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!