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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4095 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6840 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!