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ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	198	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7452	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	8924	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7278
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	183
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	169
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	6521
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	290
Potions Brewed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	56
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!