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Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	904583	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Defense Matrix, dev tracker, esports, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Venture

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7439	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!

ChunkyChibiCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	1386
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us on our server where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing your way through dungeons and slaying monsters with a banana sword.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead get down and boogie all night long. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing Championships” where you can bet on your favorite swine to win the grand prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!

‘MericaCraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies crave apple pie! 🇺🇸🍰 #USAminecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	702	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

PurrfectCraft: Where Cats Rule and Creepers Drool! Meow-tastic Adventures Await!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	194	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to post a cat to get a vidya recommendation! Why, you ask? Well, because our resident cat guru, Mr. Whiskers, has an uncanny ability to predict the best video games for you based on your feline friend. Trust us, his recommendations are purr-fect every time! Plus, rumor has it that posting a particularly cute cat might even unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie kittens for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the cat-ventures begin!