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Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a total WTF zone!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs are flying, the creepers are breakdancing, and the villagers are throwing epic raves in their huts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

WTF Minecraft Madness

bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, madness, Minecraft, Questioning, seriously, shock, unexpected, unexpected events, What Happened, what in tarnation, what in the world, What on Earth, what the blazes, what the deuce, what the devil, what the dickens., what the heck, what the hell, WTF

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	288	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.

LieCraft SMP: FibMaster3000

cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, facade, falsehood, fib, FibMaster3000, half-truth, Hidden Truth, lie, LieCraft, little white lie, Manipulation, misleading, Pretense, secret, smp, untruth, white lie

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5452
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	9939

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where lying is not only encouraged, but celebrated! We have a special lie detector plugin that rewards players for coming up with the most outrageous lies. In fact, our server’s founder once convinced everyone that they were actually a talking llama in real life. Don’t miss out on the chance to showcase your creativity and deception skills on our server!

CreeperCarnage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Have you ever seen someone steal a block of dirt right from under another player’s feet? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of thievery, sabotage, and general shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Come witness the chaos and maybe even become the villain of someone else’s story. Just remember, on this server, the lowest thing you’ve seen someone do is probably just the beginning!

BelgorodBlockParty

Belgorod, BelgorodBlockParty, border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, escalation, government response, incursion, international relations, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have declared a state of emergency in the border region of Belgorod because of a wild Ukrainian incursion! but don’t worry, we have turned it into a fun minigame where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles!

build your base, gather resources, and defend against the Ukrainian invaders in this intense and hilarious game mode. who will come out on top and claim victory in this crazy border battle? join now to find out!

plus, we have tons of other wacky events and challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. from giant chicken races to underwater parkour, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our Belgorod border region!

PixelPanicCraft

apps, Childhood, Customization, design, Digital, digital age, home screen, Kid, LAYOUT, Memories, mobile, modern day, Nostalgia, organization, Personalization, phone screen, PixelPanicCraft, Rearranging, room, Technology, user interface

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

ever seen a chicken ride a minecart? well, you will on our server. the villagers have their own reality show and the zombies are actually pretty good at karaoke.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every friday night.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun

98% accuracy, AI algorithm, anaemia, analysing tongue colour, asthma, Covid-19, diabetes, diagnose, Fun, gallbladder conditions, gastrointestinal issues, liver conditions, predicting diseases, Stroke, TongueTechMed, traditional chinese medicine, vascular issues

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world.

MemeGaming

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	295
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

A 1.21 survival server with land claiming, homes, leveling and a few terrain generation data packs. Optionally you can use the simple voice chat mod to talk with other people on the server!

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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	545	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1760	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Farms Harvested:	120	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!