| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2102 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2531 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3875 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 84 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Join us and see if you can handle the rollercoaster of emotions just like the characters in this wild tale.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and confusion of relationships on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as intense as this one! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5824 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).
Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2202 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 235 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3834 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).
Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2502 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6438 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?
But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9718 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5361 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6976 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1694 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1496 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4583 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3490 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy. We don’t believe in limits or boundaries, so feel free to unleash your wildest imagination on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold epic raves every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.
So why shouldn’t you support us? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
