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  • Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

    Evil Doctors Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9466
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

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    > So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

    > And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

    > And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

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  • Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

    Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3538
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Ores Mined: 802
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

    So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9963
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 34

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    Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

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  • CartoonCraftLaughs

    CartoonCraftLaughs
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1266
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

    We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

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  • NukeFearNotMC

    NukeFearNotMC
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

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    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

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  • Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

    Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1917
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Magic Items Found: 5622
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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    LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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  • Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

    Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 812
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 New Chunks Explored: 463462
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

    Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

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  • We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

    We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4649
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

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  • ParentalVacayNoWay

    ParentalVacayNoWay
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 2562
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Votes: 830 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

    Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

    So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

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  • DadBodMC SMP

    DadBodMC SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8798
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

    But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

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