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Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	128
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	6727
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5502
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	112

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	New Chunks Explored:	839778
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	146	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Towns Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7614	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8051	Ores Mined:	5224
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	511	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!