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Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

burns, emotional connection, emotional depth, emotional experience, emotional gameplay, emotional impact, Emotional journey, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional video game narrative, heartbreaking moments, heartbreaking plot, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, immersive experience, intense emotions, Minecraft, red, smp, tearjerker, video game, video game narrative

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Future President Minecraft Server

Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, debate, decision, Democracy, election, electoral college, Future, future president, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political parties, Politics, power, president, presidential race, Server, united states, Voting, White House

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	4385
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	187
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1963	Ores Mined:	5961

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	8564	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

mc.inferlife.org

Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Farms Harvested:	762
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

Community, controversial content, coom-based economy, creativity, Customization, digital content, Game, game design, game development, game industry, lewding, Minecraft, modding, Mods, player experience, player freedom, player-engagement, porn mods, Skyrim, smp, success, User-generated content, video games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.