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Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	316
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8164
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Enchantments Applied:	73
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Runes Activated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	77
Votes:	7968	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!