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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1480 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?