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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Items Found:	2602
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Votes:	3446	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	161	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!