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NoBreakNoCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Punchline

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

smp.me

Community, Community vote, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 16 years or older.
What kind of plugins are used?	Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more.
Are there any donator perks with advantages?	No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages.

MysticCraftRealm 1.20.5

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Divine Spears Created:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got pigs that can fly! Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And not just that, we also have llamas that spit fireballs like they’re straight outta a dragon’s mouth! It’s like a crazy circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures ever!

CakeDramaCraft

action, AITAH, anger, Apology, Birthday, brother, CakeDramaCraft, Communication, family, Father, high school student, hurt feelings, MONEY, OFFENDED, ownership, relationship, sharing, Siblings, stupid cake, telling off, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of your family stealing your cake and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server where you can bake all the cakes you want without anyone stealing a single crumb! No more arguments over who ate the last piece, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the biggest cake castle!

Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!

So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!

CraftyIntroverts

breaking out of comfort zone, building relationships, conquering fears, CraftyIntroverts, expanding social circle, introverted socializing, Introverts, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting new people, networking, overcoming shyness, personal growth, pushing boundaries, self improvement, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing, socializing as an introvert, stepping out of comfort zone, stepping out of shell., trying new things

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5482
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a social hermit in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for introverts to break out of their comfort zones and meet new people!

Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.

Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!

Gaza Strip Life Drop – Men vs Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	108

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL MAKE U LIVE LONGER THAN IN GAZA STRIP! WE PROMISE U WILL LIVE TIL U R 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL BUILDIN BLOCKS! MEN LIVE EVEN LONGER THAN WOMEN, LIKE WTF?! U MIGHT EVEN LIVE FOREVER IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHO KNOWS?! COME BUILD UR DREAM HOUSE AND NEVER DIE, YOLO!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, loot chests, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Player Shops, PvP, pvp arena, PvP battles, resource packs, Roleplay, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Looking for more than just stacking blocks? At Bucketry, we’ve created a world where you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join the server with Minecraft Bedrock Edition using the URL mc.bucketry.net:19132

Q: Are there custom quests on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers quests that are designed to pull you into the story and offer rewards and a sense of progress and purpose.

Q: Can I build and customize my gear on the server?

A: Yes, you can forge weapons and armor with hundreds of custom enchantments to make them unique to you.

Q: Is there a land claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, you can claim land to build your empire or home base, defend it, grow it, and recruit creatures to keep it safe.

Q: How deep are the farming, mining, and fishing systems on the server?

A: The systems go deeper than the basics, offering rare crops, legendary fish, and goals worth chasing.

Q: Can I participate in treasure hunts and uncover hidden rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are treasure hunts and hidden rewards to explore, uncover secrets, and claim loot that gives you an edge.

Q: Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can run a shop, trade smart, and climb the economic ranks in a community where every trade matters.

Q: Can I join community events and team challenges on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers community events and team challenges for players to join and have fun together.

Q: Are there streamlined systems in place to optimize gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, systems like storage and crafting have been optimized to allow players to spend more time adventuring and less time managing inventory.

Whimper’s End World 1.20.2

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids are at, duh. Forget about those corporate servers, they’re so last season.

On this server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of indie gamers who are just killing it and making mad stacks. Who needs those big companies when you can be your own boss and rake in the dough?

So, come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to the corporate overlords. Let’s build our own empire, one block at a time. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dimension Hops:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?