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DustCraft: Where Things Are Always Settled…Until a Creeper Shows Up LOL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4111	Divine Spears Created:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server in all of Minecraft!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.

So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.

IncelCraft- Ruling the digital world one block at a time! #Blessed #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mines Excavated:	1322	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most savage drama is nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Emeralds Found:	8849
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!

Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.

Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!

CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	115
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	359267
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Farms Harvested:	651	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!