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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4571 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!