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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2465 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!