CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5866	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mines Excavated:	1446
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

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BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	195
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9107
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5900	Villages Defended:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	9293

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2405
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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