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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
