What A 1000 Hours of TRACKING Taught Me Minecraft Servers

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	105	Players Killed by Monsters:	1073
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

What A 1000 Hours of TRACKING Taught Me Minecraft Servers

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4354	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

216.202.220.44:25202

Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magic Items Found:	3550
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6043
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	680	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	3801	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	9957
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3345	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

SickCraft: Pay to Play

cost, cost of healthcare, cost of illness, cost of treatment, Health Insurance, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare expenses, healthcare treatment, Illness, illness severity, illness treatment, medical bills, medical care, medical costs, medical expenses, Medical Treatment, Pay, Play, Severity, sickcraft, Treatment, treatment expenses

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Items Found:	3093	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!