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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 383 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 194 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.