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The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

Dark, Embeddium, EXTRA, Ferrite Core, Fries, grease, Memory Leak Fix, Modded, ModernFix, Other, simple voice chat, smp, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaeros Worldmap

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The Dark Skies Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release on August 13th!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ

What is The Dark Skies Server?

The Dark Skies is an in development modded Minecraft server that focuses on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod and other performance and client-side mods.

When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

The server is scheduled for release on August 13th.

What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

The modpack includes: Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Memory Leak Fix, ModernFix, Simple Voice Chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition, and Xaero’s Worldmap.

How can I join The Dark Skies Server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided by the server administrators. You can also join the server’s Discord server for more information and updates.

EuropaCraft: The Blocky Adventure

Adventure, alien civilization, alien contact, blocky, conspiracy theories, cosmic enigmas, cosmic mysteries, deep space exploration, europa, Europa mission, EuropaCraft, extraterrestrial life, government cover-up, hidden agenda., Hidden Secrets, Jupiter’s moon, mysterious discoveries, NASA exploration, outer space, scientific research, space anomalies, space exploration, unknown phenomena

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is where your missing diamonds went? Well, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the secret society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world!

Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land filled with endless riches and rare materials. But beware, the portal is guarded by a pack of deranged zombie pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate potion that will give you superhuman abilities and make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who are always watching…

Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Legends

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, aid, aids, Black Forest Labs, chat models, Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, DeepSeek-V2-0628, Director Tools, dynamic, Events, flux, General Eh Edition, GPT-4o mini, KoboldAI, Legends, Llama, Meta, Minecraft, Mistral Large, News, NovelAI, OpenRouter, smp, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle? Look no further than this server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry.

Join us for endless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our chat models, like Claude and AetherRoom, will have you chatting with NPCs that will make you question your own sanity.

And don’t forget about our latest updates, like Mistral Large 2 and Meta’s Llama 3.1 8B – because who doesn’t want to ride a llama while exploring the vast Minecraft world?

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

abhor, ANNOYING, cringe, despise, detest, dislike, grating, grueling, HateSpeechCraft, intolerable, IRRITATING, Language, linguistics, loathe, Obnoxious, offensive, Pet Peeves, Repulsive, Unbearable, vocabulary, Words

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Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	134
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

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The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

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The Dark Skies Server

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FAQ

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When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

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EuropaCraft: The Blocky Adventure

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BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

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Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ores Mined:	9653	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6529	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1