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KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Generation EONIA, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, prima, Production Kawaii, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, Tomoe Carmine, Ultimate, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	2342
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

activism, Adventure, bastards, citizen empowerment, community involvement, demanding justice, do something, fighting back, general, general public, grassroots movement, holding accountable, Joe, joe six pack, Making A Difference, Minecraft, Pack, Political Engagement, public action, public outcry, Publics, smp, social change, social responsibility, standing up, step in, taking a stand

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8748
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	203	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Farms Harvested:	836
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	127	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	9601	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Ores Mined:	1853	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	765	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.