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WhaleMeatDogFood Minecraft Server

animal welfare, controversy, criminal activity, dog food, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethical consumption, finland, Food Safety, illegal, imported, international trade, investigation, marine conservation, meat industry, Minecraft, regulatory compliance, Server, suspects, Trade, whale meat, WhaleMeatDogFood

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we ride whales into battle and feast on their meat like true vikings! we have a secret underground base filled with dog food made from imported whale meat from finland. become a whale warrior and defend our precious food source from the evil cat army. join now for a chance to ride a whale into battle and feast like a true viking!

BlockParty Eviction

aita, bills, blockparty, car repo, Communication, difficult conversations, Eviction, financial responsibility, financial strain, Food, Job Search, Jobless, living situation, move out, payments, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommates, Tough Decisions, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Items Found:	7595	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of freeloaders eating all your virtual food and not paying their virtual bills on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any John-like behavior!

Join us for a wild ride where you can kick out lazy roommates who don’t contribute to the virtual rent! We promise you won’t feel guilty about it, because hey, it’s just a game, right?

And don’t worry, we have plenty of job opportunities for all players, so you won’t have to rely on your friend’s shady connections to get hired in our virtual world. So come on in and start building your dream virtual life without any John-like drama holding you back!

LifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, Development, discipline, empowerment, goals, habits, Happiness, health, Lifestyle, LifeUpgrade, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, positivity, progress, Routine, self improvement, smp, success, transformation, wellness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will legit change your life forever. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes.

Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground society of potato farmers. We have epic build battles where you can unleash your inner Bob Ross and create masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, your life will never be the same again.

InstaDeath Surprise

deadly consequences, deadly hazards, deadly surprises, fatal risks, fatal surprises, hidden dangers, hidden killers, hidden perils, InstaDeath, instant death, instant fatalities, lethal threats, secret killers, silent killers, silent threats, sudden fatalities, Surprise, unexpected dangers, unforeseen risks, unknown dangers, unknown risks, unnoticed dangers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8472
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be killed instantly by the dreaded Killer Bunnies! That’s right, these fluffy little creatures may look cute and innocent, but they will not hesitate to take you out with their razor-sharp teeth and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless leader General Cluckington. These chickens are not your average farm animals – they are trained in the art of warfare and will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join forces with them or beware of their pecking wrath!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cactus Forest, where the cacti have a mind of their own and will attack anyone who dares to enter their domain. But don’t worry, if you survive the prickly onslaught, you may just discover hidden treasures and secrets that will make it all worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes (and running for your life) at every turn!

BlockyProtest Minecraft Server

activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, BlockyProtest, civic engagement, civil society, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, freedom of speech, Government, Minecraft, political shift, Political unrest, PREMIER, Protesters, public outcry, russia, Server, Slovaks, solidarity, Streets protest

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

lol this server is like a protest but in minecraft!! we take to the streets but in block form!! premier is like a villager but he keeps shifting toward russia like he’s trying to trade with them or something lol. join us and fight for our blocky rights!! we build giant signs that say “no russia” and throw virtual snowballs at anyone who tries to trade with them. it’s a virtual revolution, but with creepers and pigs!! come join the fun and help us overthrow the premier before he builds a giant russian flag in the town square!! #blockyprotest #minecraftrevolution #downwithrussia

MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

Canada, economic impact, global market, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, mexico, new, North America, North American Free Trade Agreement, orders, protectionism, Refuse, steel industry, steel production, steelmakers, supply chain, TacoCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, US

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

Asshole to Asshole Craft

Asshole, asshole to asshole, awkward situations, body parts, Boundaries, cheek to cheek, closeness, Craft, cultural norms, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, personal boundaries, personal connections, personal space, physical boundaries, physical contact, physical proximity, social customs, social interactions, social norms, taboo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	439	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

Backpacks, Cobbleton, collaboration, cooperation, crops, discord server, Fern’s Furniture, Ip:, Map, Modpack, paths, player application, Portal Scrolls, pouches, rules, Secret’s Journal, Shelford, smp, stonecutter recipes, Treasure Hunts, Website, Wiki

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4148
Animals Bred:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6959

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

collaboration, Collabs, craving, desire, Eating, Eats, eats out, Fan, FANTASY, Hunger, Idol, indulgence, INTIMATE, Naughty, Oshi, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, Sensual, taboo, weeks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	67
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7801

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think

DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DreamCraft, expectations vs reality, false beliefs, false perceptions, fantasy vs truth, fantasy world, glam, harsh reality, harsh truths, idealization, idealized images, misconceptions, reality check, romantic fantasies, romantic illusions, romanticized notions, ROMANTICIZING, rose-colored glasses, shattered dreams, unmet expectations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4715
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1577	Star Shards Collected:	262

Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!