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Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8493	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Orchard Express

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Orchard Express is a PvE Survival server with light elements of adventure and RP. It is mostly vanilla with the occasional conservative changes made for the sake of improving the gameplay experience such as increasing TNT yield to 100%.

We’re looking for players who are just trying to play some games and relax. Nothing wild here.

Server protected by CoreProtect.

mc.superphage.org

Deitycraft

Survival RPG

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	801

Come have fun with your friends!

deitycraft.net

OverMine Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Crops Grown:	2758	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2935	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

The owner of the OverMine server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.100.56:25700

Aquatic Creative

Creative, Roleplay

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	441
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Aquatic Creative is a minecraft server aimed at providing the best experience available, focused around creativity! Made specifically to provide a quality building and roleplay experience, being constantly updated all the time.

mc.aquatic-creative.com

Super Anarchy server

Anarchy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Very anarchy Server All version. This server aims above 2b2t.

This server is in Japanese.

There are basically no restrictions (BAN, etc.) on this server. Only Java and PE users can participate. Only the latest version is available in PE. The performance of the server itself is not very good, so lag occurs. Automatic restart will occur at 4:00 AM. If you have any complaints about the plugin, please let us know in the comments or on Discord.

veryfree.click

Afterlifesmp

Discord, Friendly, Friendly staff, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2308	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Server IP: afterlifesmpseason3.srvplay.eu:19150

afterlifesmpseason3.srvplay.eu:19150

MCFun Crossplay Server Survival

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Crops Grown:	6281
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6822
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

𝗗𝗢 /𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗝𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗪𝗡!!!!!!!!! This is a Crossplay Survival Multiplayer Server. There are some simple COMMANDS : -/sethome (Name) (Sets your home) You only can set one home!!! -/home (Name) (teleports you to your home) -/kit starter (Gives you a full leather kit with wooden tools and 5 cooked porkchops) -/warp (name) (teleports you the the locations end,nether,market and spawn example: /warp end) -/tpa (sends a request to teleport you to them) -/tpaccept (accepts a teleport request) -/tpdeny (denys the teleport request) -/tpahere (sends a request to teleport somebody to you) Do /spawn when joining for the first time. we have warps such as /warp end, /warp nether, /warp spawn, /warp ogspawn, and /warp market to buy items.

51.254.7.83:25592

Kitpvp kings

Balanced Economy, Fun, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey Players,

We are a new Server that opened recently!Now we look for some Players. Also for staff members

If you are interested you can apply for staff 🙂

On this server you can try to get the top kills player and show your

skills.

Your PvPKings Team

pvpkings.eu

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	2006
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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m23.mcsuper.net

endzone.me

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Endzone.me is an active 1.19 Bedrock Anarchy Server. We Provide a Geyser Anarchy Server that brings the best of Anarchy to Bedrock. Endzone.me is a lag free, 1.19 Anarchy Server that can provide a 2b2t MCPE experience, while providing a great anarchy experience for those looking for a 1.19 Anarchy Server for MCPE and Java. Endzone.me Provides the Best Lag-Free 2b2t PE experience. Endzone.me Provides an Excellent 1.19 Anarchy Server, and we would like you to join our Community and Experience true 1.19 Anarchy today!

endzone.me