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BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Potions Brewed:	72	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Crops Grown:	9733	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to seasideEDITION, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon a hidden underwater city on our server. They discovered that the city was ruled by a giant squid named Squishy, who challenged them to a dance-off for the city’s treasure. And guess what? The players won, and now they are the proud owners of a bunch of shiny diamonds and emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You can ride on a unicorn while battling evil gummy bears and collecting rainbow-colored loot. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join seasideEDITION now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our pixelated paradise?

UberCraft: Lost Keys Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Animals Bred:	113
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your wife losing her keys in downtown Houston? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, your pickaxe breaks. But fear not, because a magical unicorn appears out of nowhere and hands you a brand new enchanted pickaxe! Who needs keys when you have mystical creatures on your side?

And if you ever find yourself stranded in the virtual world, don’t worry about taking an Uber. Just send a message in the chat and our friendly community will come to your rescue faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of adventure, the excitement of unexpected events, and the joy of playing with a community that’s always there to lend a hand (or a pickaxe)? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

BikeToWork Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3102	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we pay you $1000 a day to ride a pig to work! That’s right, forget bicycles, we’re all about the swine commute here. Our pigs are trained professionals, ready to take you on the ride of your life through our virtual world.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a majestic ruler who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. Think you have what it takes to take on this porky monarch?

Join us now and experience the thrill of riding pigs and battling bacon-loving royalty. Who needs a boring old bicycle when you can have a pig as your trusty steed?

CraftyCreeperHoliday – Celebrated by Minecraft players with building contests and explosive parties!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4

Imagine a world where every day is a holiday on our Minecraft server! Introducing the “Enderman Extravaganza” holiday, where only Endermen are allowed to celebrate by dancing the night away in their stylish tuxedos made of obsidian.

To join our server, you must prove your worth by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Once you pass this epic challenge, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures.

During the “Enderman Extravaganza” holiday, players will compete in a series of wacky challenges such as pumpkin pie eating contests and pig racing tournaments. The winner will be crowned the Enderman King or Queen and be showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So come join our server and experience the craziest holiday celebration in Minecraft history! Who needs Christmas or Halloween when you can party with Endermen all day long?

GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da US military endin’ missions in Gaza to come build floatin’ piers for us! We be bringin’ aid to dem Palestinians by sea, all while buildin’ epic structures in Minecraft! Join us now and be part of dis wild adventure! Who knew block buildin’ could save lives, amirite? Let’s goooooo!

CraftyWarriors

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2570	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	1151
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we find battlefield solutions like the ukraine defense chief, no matter who wins the US election! we have secret weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and ride dragons into battle. join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

ZombieSplatterInfectFun

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

u want a server that is so wild, even the zombies can infect u with their blood splatters? well, u have come to the right place! our server is so crazy, if a zombie scratches u, their blood splatters can infect u too! imagine the chaos of trying to survive while dodging zombie blood bullets! it’s like a zombie apocalypse on steroids! join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back from the madness!

COVIDCraft: Evolved & Revived

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THE ODDS OF GETTIN’ LONG COVID DROPPED WHEN YOU START PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER! YUP, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO MAGICAL, IT CAN EVEN HEAL YA FROM A GLOBAL PANDEMIC! JUST LOG ON AND WATCH YOUR SYMPTOMS DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC! NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! SO WHAT ARE YA WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE HEALIN’ POWERS OF MINECRAFT!

Bucketry Minecraft: Where fishing is on fire and mining is lit! Join today for a blazing good time all around.

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.bucketry.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life awaits! 🌟

🌍 Explore a world filled with endless possibilities and challenges, where survival is just the beginning. Here’s a taste of what Bucketry Minecraft has in store for you:

Progression System: Ascend the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive world.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a plethora of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await your discovery.
Jobs & Skills: Take on thrilling jobs and refine your skills to stand out in the world of survival.
Custom Spawners: Craft your own unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments, enabling you to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe!
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, showcasing our appreciation for your loyalty.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with style and finesse, using our custom claiming system to fortify your presence.
Banking: Manage your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true tycoon of our Minecraft universe!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.bucketry.net in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Are there any in-game rules?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find them on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord link with your friends to join in on the fun.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host weekly events and challenges for players to participate in and win exciting rewards.
How can I report a bug or issue on the server?	You can report any bugs or issues to our staff members on Discord, and they will address them promptly.

PixelPeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of seeing fake enlarged buttholes online? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing enlarged is your imagination! We guarantee that no photoshopped assholes will cause you any erectile dysfunction here. Plus, our community is filled with players who have never even seen a real butthole, let alone a fake one. So come join us for a buttload of fun and leave those enlarged assholes in the past!