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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2802 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3154 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. But fear not, for you have the power of the legendary diamond sword of derpiness on your side!
And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around the corner.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey full of laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
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