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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8760 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2402 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 515 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2744 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
