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Pixel Weeb Extremists: Not Just Nazis and Furries, We’ve Got It All!
Are you tired of dealing with extremist weebs on other servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you’re tired of weebs taking things to the extreme. We’ve got a strict no Nazi, Jewish, or pedophile policy – because let’s be real, who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine diamonds? Join us for a chill and drama-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you’ll be extremists about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all of block land. So come on over and leave the weeby drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it! -
Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!
Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there! -
Blocky Bois & Gals: ‘>>3D Modeling is my passion’ Minecraft Server – Not Just Blocks, We’ve Got Sass!
Are you tired of all those boring, basic Minecraft servers where you build the same old structures over and over again? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is run by a team of 3D modeling experts who will literally bring your wildest Minecraft dreams to life. Want to build a giant robot that shoots lasers from its eyes? Done. How about a mansion made entirely out of candy? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, rumor has it that our resident 3D modeling wizard once turned a simple cobblestone block into a fully functioning sports car. So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and experience a whole new world of possibilities, join us today! -
Penultimate – Minecraft Wii U Shutdown Server [Creative] “We’ve run out of pixels, time to call it quits!”
Minecraft Wii U Server Minecraft Wii U Server
Description Join us in celebrating the Wii U and 3DS’s final moments before Nintendo Network shuts down. This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition. Server Status 24/7 uptime until Nintendo Network shuts down Restrictions No griefing or crashing game, TNT explosions and fire spread disabled, frequent backups and autosave enabled Community Small community forming with a focus on building and commemorating the Nintendo Wii U and 3DS FAQs
Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?
A: This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition. Java and Bedrock editions are not supported.
Q: How long will the server be running?
A: The server will be running 24/7 until Nintendo Network shuts down.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
A: Griefing and crashing the game are not allowed. TNT explosions and fire spread are disabled. Backups are made frequently and autosave is enabled to prevent damage.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join the server through the Minecraft: Wii U Edition multiplayer option and follow any server-specific instructions provided.
Q: Can I join the community and build with others?
A: Yes, the server aims to build a tight-knit community of players to commemorate the Wii U and 3DS consoles.
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MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!
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DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!
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RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
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AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.
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DragonCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together! -
GazaAidCrisisCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!