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Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Sushi Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Picture this: you wake up in a cozy little village in Japan, surrounded by cherry blossom trees and adorable little pandas roaming around. You step outside and are greeted by a group of friendly villagers who offer you sushi for breakfast. As you explore the village, you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where you can relax and soak in the healing waters while watching koi fish swim by.

But wait, it gets even better! This village is actually part of a Minecraft SMP where the rules are anything goes! Want to build a giant panda statue made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like pranking your fellow players by filling their houses with sushi? Why not! The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wonderful world.

Join us on this epic adventure and experience the magic of Japan like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret ninja training ground or stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure. So pack your bags, hop on the next plane to Japan, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Minecraft server: Pyon Craft Fun

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Players Killed by Monsters:	2862
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Towns Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through a world of madness and mayhem.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where animals and champyons reign supreme? Kiki’s passion for all things fluffy and fierce will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Dive into the PyonCraft server and experience a world like no other. Build your own crazy creations, explore Kiki’s world tour, and even participate in Kiki’s ASMR collection (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Champy Creative Corner where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library – because who doesn’t need a good laugh every now and then?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way.

Schedule Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9673	Star Shards Collected:	109
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is so messed up, you’ll never know when the next event is happening. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Upside Down. But hey, who needs a schedule when you can just stumble upon a surprise party in a randomly generated village?

Join us if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of trying to navigate through the darkness because someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in the server room. It’s like playing Minecraft blindfolded, but with a lot more screaming and confusion.

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs to see anything anyway? It’s all about the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to a normal schedule again.

🔥Anarchy | Vulture + Weapons Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Dygers – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Vulture

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⚡️ ip: dygers.fun Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.21+

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► Anarchy Server – On Anarchy you will find everything you could want for a pleasant time..

– Lots of mobs

– Mystics

– Vanilla generation

– Bosses

– Unique economy.

► Vulture/Survival – The server is famous for its rich list of cool features..

– 3D Weapons (/guns)

– Animated accessories (/costumes)

– Buying houses (/buyhouse)

– Thoughtful bonuses (/bonus)

– Shooting gallery (/warp tir)

– Landscape Auto Mine (/warp mine)

– Parkour (/warp parkour)

– Many types of jobs (/jobs)▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

Maximum attention to players and comfort of the game

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

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* Choosing Dygers means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ dygers.fun 19132

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No Gooner Characters Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ores Mined:	9994	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no gooner characters? Look no further, because our server is filled with them! Join us for a wild adventure where you can team up with your favorite gooners and take on epic quests together. Who knew that mining and crafting could be so much fun with gooners by your side? Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the most gooner-filled Minecraft server out there!

Anon’s Cursed Breastplate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the quests are as crazy as the players! Join us and you could be the lucky winner of Anon’s Cursed Breastplate – perfect for scaring off any pesky creepers with its spooky aura.

But that’s not all, complete this quest and you get to choose between Anon’s Trusty Shiv, perfect for slicing through blocks like butter, or Anon’s Noble Shortsword, for those epic battles against zombie hordes.

Join us now for a chance to win these epic prizes and embark on ridiculous adventures with a community that’s as insane as you are! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Anon himself and unlock the secrets of his cursed armor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Job Security Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9665	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets a fair shot at success (unless you’re a rich person trying to exploit loopholes, then sorry not sorry). Join us if you’re tired of the unfair advantages the wealthy have and want to uplift the average worker (but don’t worry, we’re not trying to sell you on communism, that’s just a sneaky idea being pushed on you).

Our server is like a firmware update for your soul, helping you break free from the chains of inequality and injustice. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone has a chance to thrive (unless you’re a greedy capitalist, then maybe sit this one out).

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Towns Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

MineCraft Server – /poeg/ – Path of Exile General

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of waiting for the next PoE league? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only delay you’ll experience is trying to decide which block to place next! Set sail to the land of Kalguur on November 7th PST and join the settlers in a quest for diamonds and glory.

But wait, there’s more! Get early access to PoE 2 on December 6th by building your own portal in Minecraft and hopping right into the action. Teasers for PoE 2 are available for your viewing pleasure, but why just watch when you can play in our virtual world?

Join us on the server where the only ban honeypot is a pot of honey for your virtual bees to enjoy. Global chat is always buzzing with excitement and laughter, so come be a part of the madness at /poeg/ Ingame Chat and Ban Honeypot/global 1488.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!