Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

action, advice, BPC, complaining, Complaints, deserve, desire, FIX, Frustration, helplessness, longing, Minecraft, moment, Paradise, primest, pussy, Pussyfree, Recommendation, satisfaction, self improvement, Server, solution, teeniest, tightest, Wettest

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	3334	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

Crimson Tide: The Wettest Server in Town! USA 1.20

Auctions, Community, Crimson, Discord, Economy, Friends, gameplay, Grief Prevention, Kits, Land claiming, Minecraft, Perks, Play, Ranks, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, Status, tide, TOWN, Usa, Wettest

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Crimson Tide MC

Welcome to Crimson Tide MC!

Features
Land claiming and grief prevention
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Ranks, kits, and perks

If you’re interested, join us at play.crimsontidemc.net and join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: When did Crimson Tide MC launch?

A: Crimson Tide MC launched in April of 2024.

Q: What features does Crimson Tide offer?

A: Land claiming, grief prevention, skills, economy, shops, auctions, ranks, kits, and perks.

Q: How can I protect my creations and belongings?

A: You can utilize land claiming and grief prevention features on the server.

Q: Is there a way to trade and earn money on the server?

A: Yes, you can trade and earn money through the economy, shops, and auctions system.

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2132
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5623
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6868	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Potions Brewed:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	165	Chimeras Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

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