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KimJongUnFitCraft

diplomatic efforts., health concerns, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s condition, KimJongUnFitCraft, leader’s health, Medical Treatment, Medicine, North Korea, North Korean government, obesity, Officials, political news, Pyongyang, seoul, weight issues, weight management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5429	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

LOL YALL, dis server be so lit even Kim Jong Un be tryna join for some weight loss tips! We got potions that make u lose weight faster than a creeper explodes! Kimmy be like “I need dat medicine for my obesity, bruh” and we be like “Come thru fam, we gotchu covered!” Join now for a chance to help Kimmy slim down and maybe even become the next Supreme Leader of Minecraft! #KimJongSlim #ObesityCure #NorthKoreaWeightLossProgram

MagmaClocksMC

calibrating, crystal clocks, crystals, Erupt, erupting, Formation, geology, hot magma, linger, Magma, MagmaClocksMC, Reveal, rocky walls, studded, study, Underground, underground formation, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, volcanoes, volcanologists

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	6094	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the volcanoes are made of diamonds instead of lava! Our crystal clocks will tell you when it’s time to mine those precious gems before the volcano erupts and sends you flying into the sky! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a diamond-encrusted lava flow straight to the top of the leaderboards! Join now for a volcanic adventure like no other!

Echo Acres: Where factions fight, but rules are more of a guideline than actual law!

Acres, Actual, Anarchy, building, Community, echo, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fight, Gaming, Griefing, guideline, hackers, law, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3438	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	3647
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Echo Acres Minecraft Server

Description
Echo Acres is a Minecraft SMP server with a small active player base. Join for teams, PVP, and griefing without hackers.

Server IP

echoacres.shock-zone.com

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on Echo Acres but without the use of hacks.
Are there teams on the server?	Yes, players can join or create teams on the server for collaboration.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, players can engage in PVP battles on Echo Acres.
Are there any rules against hacking?	Yes, hackers are not allowed on the server and will be banned if caught using hacks.

Insomniac Central Minecraft Server

central, Central Europe, central yurop, Enjoy, european insomniacs, frens, ICY, insomnia community, insomnia support group, insomniac, insomniacs, late night bonding, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, midnight musings, midnight thoughts, Minecraft, night owls, nocturnal friends, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless in europe, sleepless nights, sleepless society

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Looking for a place to build your dream castle? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? We’ve got you covered – just watch out for the fire breath!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few golden eggs).

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge a pack of wolves to a game of poker? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	295	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	649	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3045	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3695
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	2117	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.