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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3464 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4283 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
