Westloch SMP: Pure Craft Fun!

”’Minecraft Community Engagement, Unique Building Features, Craft, community-driven events, Custom Plugin Development

Welcome to Westloch [SMP]

A fresh take on semi-vanilla Minecraft. No cash grabs, just pure fun!

What Makes Us Cool

No pay-to-win nonsense.
Light plugins, no junk.
No drama, just build.
Fair play for all.
Old heads with server skills.
Custom plugins made for us.

Real Semi-Vanilla Vibes

We keep it chill and true to the game:

Set Homes: Use /sethome to save spots.
Claim Blocks: Keep your stuff safe from griefers.
Player Shops: Trade with diamonds, real economy.
Decorative Heads: Make your builds pop.

No ranks, no warps, no crates, no junk.

Just clean tools that help, not ruin, the game.

All Unlocked from Day One

No hidden ranks, no pay walls, no grind.

No matter if you’re a pro or a noob, you’ll feel at home.

Crossplay Fun

Play on Java or Bedrock. No limits, just mine and build together!

The Westloch Promise

We’re all about fair play and real fun. Join us for a safe, simple, and fun time!

Join Us!

IP: Play.Westloch.Net | Bedrock port: 19745 | Discord

WestLoch SMP – The Ultimate Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Experience

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WestLoch Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Zero pay-to-win or pay-to-skip Streamlined plugins—no needless bloat A drama-free zone where creativity reigns A level playing field for everyone A seasoned, mature team with years of server management expertise Exclusive custom plugins designed just for our community
Gameplay Mechanics	Set Homes: Skip the coordinate math with `/sethome` Claim Blocks: Protect your builds with ease Player-Run Shops: Trade using diamonds Decorative Heads: Add personality to your builds
Community Aspects	No Ranks, No Warps, No Crates, No Bloat Everything unlocked from day one Crossplay – Java + Bedrock The WestLoch Promise of fairness and inclusivity
Server IP	Play.Westloch.Net
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any pay-to-win on the server?	No, we have zero pay-to-win elements on our server.
Can I protect my builds from griefing?	Yes, you can use Claim Blocks to protect your builds easily.
Are there player-run shops available?	Yes, you can trade using diamonds in player-run shops.
Is crossplay supported on the server?	Yes, you can enjoy seamless play across Java and Bedrock platforms.

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