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OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6590	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Votes:	4159
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4297	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1114
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Potions Brewed:	133
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!