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CraftyWars: PolishFM vs Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fm, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Polish, PolishFM, Prevention, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War Crimes, Western weapons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own kingdom and stuff. u can like, fight dragons and zombies and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret weapon called the “Polish FM” that can like, shoot out fireballs and stuff. it’s so OP, u gotta join our server to see it in action. plus, the Ukrainian players have the right to use Western weapons to prevent war crimes, so like, u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and let’s slay some baddies together!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Arsenal

Approval, arms deal, Arsenal, biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global tensions, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military intervention, military support, political decision, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Western weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	9946
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, biden is gonna approve ukraine to use long-range western weapons in russia. can you imagine the chaos, dude? it’s gonna be like a crazy battle royale but in minecraft. you gotta join our server to experience the madness firsthand. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Redstone Revenge Minecraft Server

civilians, Conflict, emotions, feelings, international relations, Killed, Minecraft, News, opinion, poll, Redstone, response, Revenge, russia, Russian civilians, Server, Strawpoll, survey, Tragedy, violence, War, Western countries, Western weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Russian villagers armed with Western weapons come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… just another day on our server! Join now and experience the thrill of never knowing what will happen next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who will challenge you to epic quests and reward you with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where these fluffy creatures will trade you emeralds for your most prized possessions.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – vote with your pickaxe and join us today!

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	88
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.

MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Emeralds Found:	8775	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	75	Players Killed by Monsters:	8375
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3113

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!