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Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6174	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3244

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dimension Hops:	0	Ores Mined:	5197
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

Chat, Chat Room, chat with doubt, chat with skepticism, chat with uncertainty, confusion, CraftyChatMC, deep thoughts, doubt, existential crisis, is this happening, mind-bending chat, philosophical chat, pondering reality, questioning existence, questioning reality, real, reality check, skepticism, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	7516
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	4142
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	811643
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Votes:	1343
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

bad behavior, BadVibesMC, corrupt mindset, depraved actions, destructive tendencies, evil inclinations, harmful intentions, immoral behavior, immoral conduct, malevolent actions., malicious behavior, moral decay, nefarious behavior, negative traits, personality flaws, sinister motives, smp, toxic behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, villainous behavior, wicked deeds

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!

MineCraftLoveQuest

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, definition, emotions, forever.., Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLoveQuest, Partnership, relationship, romance, soulmate, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Crops Grown:	8414	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Mines Excavated:	4831
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	1026
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build a blocky empire with? Look no further, because on our server, true love is just a creeper explosion away! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little romance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come on, join us and let’s craft some love together!

UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crops Grown:	5270
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!

TeleFranceCraft

CEO, challenge, Communication, Court, cybersecurity, digital rights, Dispute, ENCRYPTION, Evidence, France, Government, International, investigation, Legal, messaging app, privacy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, TeleFranceCraft, Telegram

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	828
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	275	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips. if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone. oh, and did i mention that our owner is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse? yeah, true story. so, like, join now or miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.