so like, u know how those russian lawmakers are always tryna be all tough and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own russian lawmaker who’s like the boss of everything. he’s all like “any deal u make gotta be on MY terms, not some lame washington’s terms.” so if u wanna join a server where u gotta follow the rules of a russian lawmaker, then this is the place for u! plus, we got like, secret underground bunkers and stuff where u can hide from the government and plan ur next big heist. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure! come join us now and see what all the fuss is about!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
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EuroCraft: Ukraine’s Backup
so like, ukraine is like, “yo europe, can u like, help a bro out?” and europe is like, “sure thing, ukraine, we got ur back!” so now ukraine is like, “cool cool, thanks europe, u da real mvp.” and now ukraine is all chillin with europe, playin minecraft and stuff. u should totally join their server, it’s lit af. plus, ukraine has some sick builds, like a giant potato monument and a rollercoaster made entirely out of borscht. u gotta see it to believe it, fam. come join the fun and help ukraine show those haters that they don’t need US support when they got europe on their side!
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CraftyBulgarianEU-NATO
lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got bulgarians who are like totally pro-NATO and EU and they are like so over russia man. like they are building the sickest structures in the game, like legit they built a replica of the EU parliament building but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamonds. and the NATO headquarters? yeah, that’s a giant castle made out of emeralds.not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where all the bulgarians hang out and discuss their plans for world domination. rumor has it they are working on a plan to turn all the creepers into peace-loving sheep.
so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, come join us on the server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the bulgarian leader, who goes by the name of Vlad the Diamond King. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
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ToyCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. It’s like, the most epic place to play Minecraft, ya know? Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was this dude named Khamenei, right? And he was all like, “Children’s toys are a cultural invasion!” Can you believe that? Like, what even is that, dude?
But on this server, we embrace all things fun and awesome, including children’s toys. We have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. Shh, don’t tell anyone!
So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have a blast, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, then this server is the place to be. Join us now and let the fun begin!