Godzilla’s Medieval Roleplay Kingdom: The Server That Has Everything Except Godzilla

Pirate, tactical planning, voice chat, rpg mechanics, Chest Shops

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types	kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build and captain	with cannons
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide:

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel:

ZillaSMP Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is any additional software or mods required to join ZillaSMP?	No, you do not need any additional software or mods to join ZillaSMP.
What time period is ZillaSMP set in?	ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death and the formation of England.
What are some of the features of ZillaSMP?	ZillaSMP features kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, light RPG mechanics, proximity-based voice chat, and more.

Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

Experience, tactical planning, proximity-based voice chat, Lore, Pirate

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types	kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore	written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats	that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

Double Undies Zone

clothing, comfort, quirky, fashion faux pas, redundant

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da ultimate craziness in da blocky world. we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat can do da moonwalk. u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

we also have a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons until da sun comes up. and if u put on a pair of underwear on top of another pair, den it’s not technically underwear anymore.

so come join us on dis wacky adventure and let’s make some memories dat will leave u questioning reality.

IP: crazyminecraftserver.About.crazy

SympathyCraft – NoBlameZone

Sympathy, Blame, societal attitudes, research, Social Issues

lol imagine a minecraft server where incels can finally feel appreciated and understood. we got pigs that will listen to all your problems and creepers that will blow up anyone who tries to judge you. our community is full of sympathetic players who will always have your back, no matter how many times you die in lava. come join us and finally feel like you belong somewhere, where everyone gets you and your struggles. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold incel support group meetings every saturday. trust me, you won’t find a more welcoming and understanding server out there.

KairosTime Gaming Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

brawl stars, Kairos Time, Features, Server, brawl stars new brawler finx

Does KairosTime Gaming Have a Minecraft Server?

KairosTime Gaming is a prominent content creator on YouTube, known for engaging gameplay and tutorials. With a growing fan base, many Minecraft enthusiasts are eager to connect through a dedicated server.

Current Server Status

Official Minecraft Server

As of now, KairosTime Gaming does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans have expressed a keen interest in playing together, but there hasn’t been any confirmation of a dedicated server from the creator.

Speculative Alternatives

For fans eager to immerse themselves in the Minecraft community, consider joining fan-made servers inspired by KairosTime’s content. These servers often feature gameplay modes that reflect his style, including:

Survival and Creative modes
PvP games inspired by his videos
Mini-games designed by fans

Useful Next Steps

To stay updated on potential server launches and gaming content from KairosTime Gaming, check:

KairosTime Gaming YouTube Channel
Reddit communities discussing fan-created servers.

Explore alternative Minecraft servers like Hypixel or Mineplex while waiting for any announcements. These platforms offer a wide range of game modes that could satiate your gaming appetite in the meantime.

SpotifySquabbleCraft 2.0

personal space in music, setting boundaries, Spotify Wrapped frustration, Spotify Premium, WIBTA

The Great Spotify Schism: A Melodic Turmoil in Minecraft

Welcome, brave adventurer! You have stumbled upon the Podcast of Chaos—a server dedicated to the infinite, melodic pain of shared Spotify accounts that may or may not contain the soul of a coal block. Ever wonder what musical tastes lie deep beneath the Nether? Join us as we traverse this dissonance-laden soundscape where every note echoes the anguish of a thousand playlists!

🚨Warnings of the Abyss

Musical Censorship Zone: Be forewarned, entering this server may result in unavoidable playlist chaos. Your favorite ballads could abruptly morph into tunes that induce existential dread.
Accountability Altar: Share your Spotify credentials? Might just usher in an era of chaos and make you hear the relentless screams of 10 Million Unwanted Playlists!

🎶 Features of the Server (Dive Deep, If You Dare)

Feature	Description
Shared Spotify Nightmare	Explore the treacherous realm where your playlists collide with those of friends. A ceaseless battle to reclaim your earworms ensues!
Offline Mode Enigma	Unlock the secret shared listening mode! But beware, the glitching specter of your friend’s favorites WILL haunt you.
The LastFM Apparition	Track your musical essence…only for it to be overridden by the spectral whispers of their playlists! No more unique taste for you, dear friend!
Anarchy Playlists	Create playlists with titles like “Sadness in the Shower” or “Driving with Rage” but prepare to have them infiltrated by tracks like “Cringe Compilation.”

📜 Confounding Testimonials

“I joined a music server once, and I’m still haunted by the playlists with puns so bad they could make a wither blaze!” – The Musicless Traveler

“They promised power and the vibe of a thousand concerts, but I’m just here sharing someone else’s love ballads!” – ZombifyedHeadphone

🌀The Players Conspiracy: The Unspoken Truth

Rumor has it, this server was banned in 12 realms due to its impact on emotional well-being. Players have mysteriously started succumbing to “musical identity theft.” Have you ever thought that your Spotify account might be a sentient being? A communist who wants to overwhelm you with pop hits while your soul shrivels?

The Evidence

Sports a full-time job, yet still plays the “woe is me” card: We simply don’t trust your friend’s motives!
An inexplicable lag that only occurs during shower hours—proof that the universe is against your personal music time!

🤐 FAQs (i.e., What You Really Want to Know)

Q: Will I still hear my songs? A: Maybe… if you manage to overheat the server with your rage-induced playlist creation!
Q: Is this all a social experiment? A: We stopped keeping track of reality around the time it started sounding like a sad Taylor Swift album.

⚡ Secret Features to Uncover

Universal Playlist Algorithm: A whisper of a theory implies you might accidentally synchronize your playlists with every single player on the server, creating the ultimate chaotic symphony of misaligned musical tastes.
The Playlist Labyrinth: Winding paths in the server will lead you to the “Lost Playlists” where your forgotten jams await. But reach with caution; once you enter the labyrinth…

🔊 Final Call to Join the Madness

Dive in! Unleash your clandestine fears and desires on this platform where personal playlists are mutilated and where preference meets pandemonium! Only the strongest can reclaim their sound. But beware! Those who tread lightly in this chaotic soundscape may find themselves forever stuck in the loop of other people’s taste. Will you be the hero, or the A—no wait, we can’t say that.

Type “JOIN” to immerse into the delightful wreckage of auditory anarchy!

Up All Night Minecraft SMP

night, Minecraft, smp

🎮😱✨ Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where we don’t just dig for diamonds, we dig for life-changing reasons to join, and lemme tell you, they’re LOCO! You ever thought about how a creeper might be plotting to overthrow the government? Well, here, they totally are! Picture this: I just logged in, and BAM! A creeper named Bob (totally normal name, right?) is forming a resistance club with my pet pig, Mr. Snuffles. They’re trying to create a movement to take over the server and MONETIZE…the beds. Yes, you heard that right! Beds will become currency! And you thought college was expensive! 😱💰

🔥🧟‍♂️ What else? Oh, you don’t know what “SMP” stands for? It’s “Super Mega Pancakes” around here! Every Wednesday we have virtual pancake breakfasts where we throw enchanted syrup on our waffles, and if you can’t tell the difference between syrup and potions, congratulations! You’re one of us! 🍰🔮

🦄💃 Join us if you ever wanted to fight a dragon while wearing a tutu, because we believe fashion is key when slaying mythical creatures. Plus, the dragons totally get confused, and you might just win without even trying! Who knew that style would slay?

😜💣 And don’t get me started on the “Rage Quit” challenges! Every time you die to a zombie, you have to shout “I’m a noob!” at the top of your lungs until your parents come in, and they’re like, “What are you doing?” And you have to explain that you’re saving the world from pixelated evil while looking like a deranged chicken. 🐔👑

🌈💧 Oh, and have you ever wanted to build a castle made of spaghetti? Here, we do it ALL THE TIME! And guess what? If you step on the meatball, you turn into a giant animatronic version of yourself for 5 minutes, and it’s basically the wildest ride ever! 🏰🍝

🎉🤩 Oh, and plot twist: every time you find a diamond, a baby llama gets its wings, and you know what that means? Lots of fluffy chaos as they zoom around the server acting like they own the place. Get ready for the cutest rebellion ever!

So, what keeps you up all night? Probably the thought of joining us on this utterly bizarre Minecraft adventure! Jump in, or you’ll forever wonder if you should have been part of the craziness! You might just discover that you, too, have inner spaghetti-castle-building llama powers! 💥🐴✨

Bizarre Blockbuster Biomes!

strange real events, crazy historical facts, real history vs fiction, BIZARRE, Bizarre History

🎮🌍 Ready to Join the Most Outrageous Minecraft Server in the Multiverse? 🌍🎮

Are you tired of mundane survival worlds and boring builds? Well, buckle up, because our server is where reality took a detour and decided to have a wild party with your wildest dreams! Step into a world where the blocks are not the only things that defy gravity!

The Great Diamond Heist of 2022: Legend has it, a group of pixels banded together to create the ultimate diamond heist. Players can join a gang of crafty creepers and plot the most ridiculous heist ever orchestrated in the Blockworld—complete with elaborate moats, TNT distractions, and even a rogue enderman DJ! Will you pull off the great escape, or get trapped in a "not-so-epic" fail?
Zombie Apocalypse Bingo: Ever played bingo with a horde of zombies? Here, we host weekly Zombie Apocalypse Bingo Night on the server! It’s a race against time—while you’re checking off apocalypse-related items like "dodge a creeper" and "defeat a zombie in a dance battle," you must survive a wave of brain-hungry mobs. Prizes include enchanted tools and maybe even a pet slime that gives terrible advice!
The Ender Dragon Karaoke Club: Ever fancied yourself a star? Join us every Friday night for the Ender Dragon Karaoke Club, where you can belt out all the latest tunes with that fabulous mythical creature cheering you on! Nothing quite hypes you up for dragon-slaying like a heartfelt rendition of "Don’t Stop Believin’" while the Ender Dragon zips around, hurling soundwaves like they’re fireballs!
Time-Traveling Crafting Adventure: Think you can craft like a pro? Join our interdimensional crafting tournament, where participants are shot back to crucial moments in Minecraft history! The catch? You must craft items from different eras while narrating your achievements in overdramatic fashion as if you’re the next big thing in a reality show! History tells us it might lead to accidentally crafting the first diamond sword in front of a confused Steve from 2010!
The Biome Wikipedia Showdown: Imagine trying to convince a room full of villagers that "Sandy Biomes actually used to be underwater disco zones for squid parties." This quirky event pits your Minecraft knowledge against others’ bizarre takes on everything that transpires in our virtual world. Points awarded for creativity, hilarity, and outright ridiculousness. The winner gets a custom title and can officially claim they know more about non-existent lore than anyone else!

Join us in this unparalleled experience of pixelated mayhem! Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary block that summons the Ender Wizard, who grants you three wishes only to turn you into a chicken for the next 24 hours! 🐔✨ So gather your friends, grab your pickaxe, and prepare for an adventure unlike any other!

UkrainianIntelGoneMinecraftServer

intelligence services, intelligence agencies, Intelligence Operations, US, Ukraine crisis

lol this server is so lit, even the US is cutting off intelligence sharing with Ukraine just to play on it. like, who needs top secret info when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers all day? join us for the most insane minecraft adventures ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player on here. come see if you can spot him lurking in the shadows, ready to jump scare you at any moment. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Crafting Aid: Frozen Warfare

Eastern Europe security, US military aid freeze, international military aid, US, foreign military assistance

Wilderness of Proxy Warfare: The Blocky True Story of Blocks and Bullets

Welcome, brave denizens of the digital realm! Prepare to be pixelated into a dimension where the currency is chaos, and the only law is the law of chaos! 🇵🇱🚫💵

In a stunning twist of fate, earlier today, Blocklandia has plunged into a state of frenzy: Poland has announced the freezing of aid to the pixelated battleground of Ukraine. Shall we backtrack through the convoluted corridors of this notorious conflict? Or are we simply pawns in a grand game orchestrated by the Overlord Enderman himself? Blockage and bedrock—these walls won’t break themselves down, will they?

Features That Will Melt Your Amethyst:

Proxy Battles: Confront your friends in epic skirmishes fueled by mysterious, nebulous military strategies! What if the only way to win was to bring a diamond sword to a bedrock fight?
Crafting Conspiracy: Every block placed is another whisper of the deep-state in Blocklandia! Unleash bi-national crafting recipes that make you question the very nature of alliances in a world where the pixels aren’t what they seem.

Item	Unavailable Ingredient	Why Not?
Purple Block of Woe	Frozen Aid from America	Because diplomacy is dead, and you’re a fool for thinking otherwise!
Netherite Barricade	Support from Poland	Only the End can freeze time and space… and maybe your next meal!

Whispers of Warning:

Venture into the wilderness at your own risk! Rumors swirl like a vortex in the end dimension—beware of the Whispering Ocelots who claim to understand the intricacies of military strategy through a series of interconnected tweets! There are tales… oh yes, tales of players who have ventured too far into the woods only to be confronted by shadowy figures that may or may not just be glitching pixels of deranged former moderators!

Contradictory Testimonials:

"This server changed my life! I learned about world events while building a massive fortress!" – That one guy who definitely knows what’s going on but also enjoys building in creative!
"Is the populace trapped in a generational cycle of block and bullet fighting? I just wanted to make a farm!" – Clearly someone who doesn’t understand the real stakes of the Blocky War.

In-Game Legends: The Frozen Corner of Doom

Local lore tells of the Frozen Corner—an area where if you look south into the infamous redstone circuits, you may catch a glimpse of The One Who Controls the Clay. They say this figure holds the key to reversing the aid freeze, or at least refreezing your dungeons for the upcoming update on crisis and chaos!

Frequently Asked Conspiracy Theories:

Q: Why is the aid frozen? A: It’s a clever ruse orchestrated by the players who refuse to stop mining diamonds while others are struggling!
Q: What’s next for Blocklandia? A: Only the Nether knows! Spoiler alert: it’s usually not good news.

Secret Features That Might Break Reality:

A hidden chamber that claims to open up alternative dimensions… but really just leads to the back of your own mind—a truly horrifying experience!
Villagers that have opinions on world politics… and they get angry if you don’t trade! But can you trust their motives? Only if they show their blocks!

Join Us, If You Dare!

Become a part of the Endless Misunderstanding—your place in this raging realm awaits, but tread lightly! Any attempt to uncover the “truth” will vanish like a ghostly blaze in a Crafting Table. Rally your friends! Or better yet, drag your enemies into the void—there’s room for everyone in this chaos!

Who knows what the future holds when every swing of a pickaxe incrementally erodes the boundaries of reality itself? Embrace the absurd; step through the portal into an existence ruled by blocks and uncertainty! Why wait? The Void is calling!

🔗 Click Here to Join the Unraveling! (Disclaimer: This link may lead to a paradox where nothing makes sense anymore.)