On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!
Join us as we wreak havoc on the virtual world, causing mischief and mayhem wherever we go. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of insanity and laughter, where the only rule is to have fun. So come on, join us and let’s show those western countries what real chaos looks like!
our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will make u forget all about those pesky little ones at home. u can build ur own dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even battle dragons with other exhausted parents just like u.
so why wait? join our server now and say goodbye to parental burnout forever! who needs kids when u have minecraft, amirite?
But don’t worry, the crisis has been averted thanks to our fearless leader, Sheriff Steve. He single-handedly defeated the evil bandit gang that was terrorizing the server, restoring peace and order to the land. Now you can explore the vast desert plains and build your own cowboy town without fear of being robbed by pesky bandits.
So saddle up, partner, and join us on this epic adventure in the Wild West. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Russian villagers armed with Western weapons come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… just another day on our server! Join now and experience the thrill of never knowing what will happen next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who will challenge you to epic quests and reward you with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where these fluffy creatures will trade you emeralds for your most prized possessions.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – vote with your pickaxe and join us today!
our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.
join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!
Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.
So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?
Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.
So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!
| Server IP | simplesmp.org |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.
Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.
Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a world border on the server? | No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go. |
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay. |
Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.
So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.
So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?