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Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Farms Harvested:	940	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

all time, best movies, BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, Cinema, cinematic masterpieces, classic, favorite films, film, film enthusiasts, greatest films, iconic movies, legendary movies, movie buffs, must see movies, must watch, timeless classics, top 10 films, top 20 movies, top movie list, Top Picks, top rated

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Zombie Dances:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5279
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

CraftyCancerCureServer

cancer care, cancer patients, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCureServer, defunding, Healthcare, healthcare budget, healthcare costs, healthcare funding, healthcare providers, healthcare system, medical expenses, medical professionals, medical specialists, oncologists, oncology, patient care, public health, reducing cancer

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	159583	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

1932, 1933, Crafty, debate, ethnic Ukrainians, Evidence, famine, games, Genocide, Historical revisionism, Holodomor, Hunger, inadvertent, intentional targeting, man-made, new evidence, political agenda, Propaganda, scholars, Soviet history, soviet union, Stalin regime, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	3438	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

What is the IP for Tappy Minecraft Server?

BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven roblox, brookhaven rp, Minecraft, roblox brookhaven, Server, tappy, tappy roblox

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.