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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4846 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
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