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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1027 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.