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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1385 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 655 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?
we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.
if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.
so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
