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Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Emeralds Found:	9055	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	194
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

CraftyFamilySecret

behind closed doors, classified data, classified family information, concealed knowledge, confidential family matters, confidential information, covert revelations, CraftyFamilySecret, family history, family secret, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, intimate revelations, mysterious family past, mysterious past, private family history, private matters, Secrets, undisclosed details, undisclosed family secrets, untold stories

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	3195
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Crops Grown:	5060
Enchantments Applied:	160	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magic Items Found:	8246

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

play.revelationmc.net

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

full.bestixworld.ru

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!