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CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	467
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	2426
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Potions Brewed:	137

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8449	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	768	Dragon Eggs Found:	4103
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3545	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	7775	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2690	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	283
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.