| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6036 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 59 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 356 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8416 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 533 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2771 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6456 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2467 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 617 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2607 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1638 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8945 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1037 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5361 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6877 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 115 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2364 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4698 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
