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HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

AchieveWarGoals, Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, hostage deal, HostageCraft, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace process, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, war goals

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3433	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!

TattooedCraft

art, body art, conformity, creativity, fashion, Identity, Individuality, ink, Mainstream, Perception, personal style, popular culture, Rebellion, Self-expression, societal norms, societal pressure, stereotype, TattooedCraft, tattoos, trend, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

yo, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns we got creepers and instead of rainbows we got lava pits. but dont worry, u gonna have a blast!

imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?

oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.

so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!

🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

1.201.21, Auctions, bedrock, cross-platform, Custom, custom fish, Custom Gear, Danceoffs, Economy, Events, Failures, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Mandatory, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, watch, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges, WhitelistResets, zombies

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Key Features and Benefits:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?	Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

KingdomCraft Server

Action-Adventure, artificial kingdom hearts, completionist, Disney, Donald Duck, Gaming, goofy, keyblade, kingdom hearts 1, kingdom hearts 2, kingdom hearts 3, kingdomcraft, loading screens, long tail tags, nobodies, RPG, Server, sora, Square Enix, video games, xehanort

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so big, you’ll forget about loading screens altogether! Dive into a world where you’ll uncover the mysteries of 13 Xehanorts, nobodies, and artificial Kingdom Hearts. Who needs to understand the history when you can just jump in and have a blast? Come join the madness and see if you can conquer it all – 100% completion awaits you!

TinyHomeGayBlack Minecraft Server

acceptance, black guy, Boundaries, Connection, Discreet, Diversity, Exploration, gay sex, interracial, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minority, non-traditional, personal experience, Pleasure, relationship, Self Discovery, Server, sexual encounter, taboo, tiny home, TinyHomeGayBlack

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be having gay sex with a black guy in your tiny home in no time! Join us for non-stop fun, unexpected adventures, and a community that’s as diverse as it gets. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Come join us and let the madness begin!

ExitBlocker Minecraft Server

4th of july, aita, blocked exit, car lights, Communication, Confrontation, crowd control, ExitBlocker, fireworks, holiday festivities, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, Parking, parking etiquette, passive aggression, petty revenge, road manners, sensory processing disorder, Server, spd, tense situation, town celebration, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	607	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty revenge is not only encouraged but rewarded! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Just like the story of the 4th of July celebration gone wrong, you’ll find yourself in the middle of crazy situations that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlocktopiaCraft

action, Adventure, all time, best video game, BlocktopiaCraft, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, Greatest, MODERN, multiplayer, Nostalgia, opinion, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, top choice, Ultimate

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4051	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Forget about all those other boring Minecraft servers, because ours is the ultimate place to be for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoSurvivalCraft

ancient creatures, animal kingdom, Biodiversity, cretaceous period, dinosaur extinction theories., Dinosaurs, DinoSurvivalCraft, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary biology, Extinction, fossil record, Jurassic era, long tail, natural history, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2306
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running around like it’s jurassic park up in here! yea, you heard that right, we got T-rexes, triceratops, and even those little raptor dudes. but wait, there’s more! our dinosaurs can actually talk and they’re all super friendly. they’ll help you mine for diamonds and protect you from creepers. it’s like having your own personal dino bodyguard. plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it, if you find the golden pickaxe hidden deep within the cave, you’ll unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a dino-taming, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining master on our server!

Alloyed Empires

Access, Alloyed Empires, brand, Casual, Community, Cooperative, Create, Createmod, Discord, enjoyment, Exploration, Friendly, java, Magic, Modded, new, Players, SECURITY, Server, Spells, Staff, Structures, Survival, Tconstruct, Tech, Technology, Temperature, Thirst, Tinkersconstruct, Twilightforest, Verification, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

ALLOYED EMPIRES

Welcome to Alloyed Empires! We are a brand new, friendly casual modded java server intent on providing an interesting survival experience for our players. Our ideals of running the server for you is one of a non-serious and cooperative hope of mutual enjoyment between staff and player. But of course, for security purposes, we have a whitelist on our server. To gain full access to our server, please join our discord server linked on this page, and complete the short verification process. It’ll take you less than a minute!

Discord at discord.gg/RW3zeG9bSW

We hope to see you enjoying our server soon.

15.204.55.119:25573