Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?
Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!
So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!
Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.
Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and EPIC loot.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could defeat the Ender Dragon with just one swing! And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with RARE treasures and enchanted armor that made them invincible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING pigs that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, and maybe even a dancing pig or two. See you in the world of blocks and pixels!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.
Reasons to join:
– Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here.
– We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server).
– Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!
Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the craziest Minecraft server around? Well, strap in and hold on tight because things are about to get loco!
Join our server and experience the Latinapill – a mystical item that will transport you to a world filled with dancing llamas, taco-eating zombies, and piñata explosions! Don’t worry, we have plenty of sombreros to go around.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret dungeon guarded by a mariachi band of skeletons. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted burrito that grants you unlimited enchilada power!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your maracas and join us on the most caliente Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you’ve taken the Latinapill, you’ll never want to leave! Ole! 🌮💃🏻🎉
Are you tired of feeling meh in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual high where you’ll feel 100% great all the time! Our pixelated potions will have you bouncing off the virtual walls with joy. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless fun on our server! Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you join our magical Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best (virtual) life!
Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.
So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!
Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!
Currently in beta. A family (kid) friendly Towny server with Slimefun and other geeky items. A few minigames and a creative server with plot management.
Description
Infamous is the first ever Towny server where the owners develop the server around the players. We are a 100% non-profit server where all funds will go directly to supporting, improving and keeping the server online.
Features
– Towny
– Slimefun
– Jobs Reborn
– Crates
– In-Game Ranks
– Balance Shop
– Player Warps
– Area Shops
Server back, but after such a long time, I do not know if there is anybody to play, this announcement will not read a piece of meat, so read it.
Server IP:zmc.zeroserver.xyz
Version: 1.13
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Allow machinery:
Angling machine, rail machine (only permitted rail), small black tower, brush iron machine, brush tower.
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This service is sponsored by the original public service uniform, but sponsorship will not get any privileges. But it will be given the name of the donor [DONOR].
Long Lakes MC is a brand new server based out of the United States. Our goal is to build a great community among all the players. We currently have a Survival World and are almost done with our faction world. Furthermore we plan to create a mini games world and much more. Anyone who is friendly is encouraged to join the server and have a blast!