Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	4571
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mines Excavated:	2889

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

CardCraftersUnited

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Votes:	6398	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7380	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.

we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.

every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Only Vanilla Ice Cream allowed, no toppings! The blandest Minecraft server around. Videos included.

Allowed, Blandest, Coreprotect, cream, Custom, Darksouls, Discord, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Ice, Included, Inventory Protect, java, Magic Items, Minecraft, Monsters, Opened, Other, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, toppings, Vanilla, Videos, Voice Vacinity, Worldguard

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Server Name	EVANIA.ONLINE
Server Type	SMP
Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Hand Crafted Dungeons/DarkSouls Type Battles, Custom + Vanilla Mobs, Multiple Magic+Custom Items, In-Game Soundtracks, Multiple Gated World Types
Protection	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.

2. What makes this server different from others?

Our server offers hand-crafted dungeons, DarkSouls type battles, custom monsters, and a unique gameplay experience that sets it apart from other servers.

3. Are there any protections in place to prevent griefing?

Yes, we have protections in place such as WORLDGUARD, CoreProtect, Inventory Protect, and Dupe Protect to prevent griefing on the server.

4. Can I build structures on the server?

Yes, we encourage players to take up land and build their own structures on the server.

5. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server by using the IP evania.online

6. Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can connect with other players and get more information about the server. Join our Discord here.

7. What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

The server supports Minecraft Java 1.20.1

DragonCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got dragons, dogmas, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in. Join us on this crazy adventure where you can create your own pawn and conquer the world with your skills and augments.

Forget about boring Mondays, on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with surprises and challenges. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and watch as they become legendary in the world of Minecraft.

With our updated pawn sheet and character creator archiver, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon or two along the way!

NostalgiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	366743
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so magical, it will transport you back to a time when life was simple and the biggest worry was whether or not you had enough diamonds for your armor.

Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join us on this epic adventure!

Momma’s Minecraft Mixer

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring family dinners where your mother shows up late and throws a fit about where she’s sitting? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life.

On our server, you can create your own graduation dinner where everyone shows up on time and sits wherever they want without causing a scene. Build a table that accommodates all your family members, including your handicapped brother-in-law who needs his left leg out and your nephew in a stroller.

But beware, if you don’t plan your dinner properly, your virtual mother might storm out and leave you to enjoy your meal alone. So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity of family gatherings in Minecraft!

CraftyDilemmas

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5488
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft server and the hardest decision you’ll have to make is whether to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Trust us, it’s a tough choice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure!

ArgenCraft: SME Apocalypse

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	4434

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the total devastation of argentina’s small and medium-sized businesses! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to join! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out unlimited emeralds! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese!

TinyCrackBigWorld

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Potions Brewed:	200
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than a confused fly in a tiny apartment! fly through our vast world filled with surprises and challenges that will leave you scratching your head like a mosquito trying to find its way out of a room with a wide open window!

we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, with crazy events and wacky minigames that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “serious”! join us for a wild ride that will have you coming back for more, just like that pesky fly that keeps buzzing around your head!

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. who needs a map when you have us to guide you through the madness? join now and let the fun begin!

ViagraCraft: Brain Boosting Adventures

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Items Found:	6368	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like taking viagra for your brain! yep, you heard me right! our server is like a brain boost for all you gamers out there. imagine preventing dementia while building epic structures and battling mobs. it’s like a win-win situation, dude.

we had this one player who was like, “i couldn’t remember where i put my diamonds, but after playing on this server, my memory is as sharp as a diamond sword!” true story, bro. and another player said, “i used to get lost in the mines all the time, but now i navigate like a pro thanks to this server!”

so come on, join us and experience the ultimate brain boost while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew gaming could be so good for your noggin?

Legends of Albatal: Where the roles are play, the vanillas are semi, the lists are white, and the ages are 18+

+18, 1.20.4, AGES, Albatal, Armour, Crafting, Discord, EU-based, Factions, Food, Guilds, Legends, LEVELLING, lists, Lore, Mmocore, peak hours, Play, Professions, Rebalanced, recipes, Roleplay, Roles, Semi, Server, vanillas, weapons, White, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Legends of Albatal Server Overview

Server Name	Legends of Albatal
Server Type	Whitelisted RP
Start Date	25th May 2024
Main Features	Detailed server lore EU-based, peak hours 7-10pm MMOcore-based levelling and crafting professions New and rebalanced crafting recipes, food, weapons and armour

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, it is a whitelisted server. You need to join the discord server to get whitelisted.
What are the peak hours for the server?	7-10pm EU time.
Can I contribute to the server lore?	Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the server lore through roleplay.
Are there specific rules for crafting professions?	Yes, the server uses MMOcore-based levelling and crafting professions.

Join at discord.gg/hPaKNvAd

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